sweatlounge

So hear I sit in front of my computer screen with a tecate and a bottle of admiral nelson keeping me company writing my first paid blog ever. Dont really know what to say except this is a stupid way to make money. I suppose I am supposed to write about my life and what goes on in it on the daily. Well……. this morning I woke up with another hangover around 11 am next this beautiful blonde who is my ex-girlfriend who I want back but keep getting the lets take it slow speech. Well, I cant blame her. I did dump her for another girl then decided to ask for her back 2 months later. I guess Im lucky to get to sleep with her a few times a week. Its nice. Not in that somebody held the door open for me nice way but in that I fucked up again and was SO wrong to let such a catch go and am counting my lucky stars to have a chance at getter her back. Especially in my damn Im such a loser state as I am lately. I aint got no steady job right now and am so broke. NO GOOD. As a matter of fact I just spent my last $20 bill on this rum and beerskys and a 10 pack of frozen burritos I plan on being my drunk meal later on tonight. By the way, Im a 25 year old white male living in La Mesa California, and like alot of people my age I have no idea what will come of my life. My only means of income is working at the shittiest bar in San Diego twice a week for 10 bucks plus tips. Oh, and free beer. If you havent noticed by now, Im a drinker. Always have been, and probably always will be. So I wake up kiss my girlie (who is still asleep) and hit the internet to try and look for a fuckin job so I can pay my bills and rent. Its amazing how much I hate being a slave to a system that is selling my labor to other countries to pay back its own debts, but yet I need to find a job in order to enslave myself to my possessions and my place because being an urban camper just aint in the cards for me YET. There are plans my friend, oh yes there are plans. I find 4 or five jobs to submit a resume to when she wakes up. (SIPS NELSON) I get an earful about our brake up for about an half hour (a daily thing, each session getting progressively shorter and shorter) then we fuck and she is on her way to leave me to finding out how Im going to eat and drink. I call Dr. Destructo to find out what the fuck he is doing. He is my fellow jobless friend who I spend alot of time with bitching about the state of the world and finding excuses to not go out and put 110% into finding an actual source of income. Hes a nut farmer. Ill leave it at at. He cruses through and we cook up some frozen burgers on the stovetop and gruba dub dub on fried taters. Filling… Then the doc gets super stoned and I get heartburn and we watch a few episodes of mst3k. Yeah. 3 hours of laying around and laughing at puppet robots making fun of the worst movies ever. She calls me in the mean time to let me know how her paper for school is going, aparently its terrible and she was freaking and to which I really was of No assistance. Back to the movies. Almost was dozzin off when doc gets up and runs outside yelling “holly shit!!!! did you see that????” So I follow suit. It was this stupid oversized truck with two huge American flags waving ut the back. Re damn diculious if you ask me. It would be more realistic if the flags were hung upside down. Im surprised we dont see alot more of that. After all, our country is in a state of distress. (MORE ADMIRAL) If you don’t understand what I just said you should stop reading my blog and go and read something that will enlighten your thinking instead of this mindless garbage. Fuck stick. So this ass hole is riding around wasting gas flying 2 stupid flags on the back of his lifted truck. Fuck him. I can just picture his departure from his house. “Hey girl, lets go for a ride in the America Mobile, we got some fossil fuel to waste!!! Maybee we can find some evil sand niggers to throw our empty budwiser cans at…. WHHHHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!” Right on dude. Sorry about all the America bashing right now but my fucking right wing parents drug me to a Ted Nugent concert last night and I felt like I was at a white power rally. I swear I heard this asshole say the word nigger 3 times. He even had the nerve to put the spotlights on the crowd and point out the only black man in the crown. I felt embarrassed for him. So let me just say here, FUCK TED NUGENT AND ALL HIS STUPID REPUBLICAN ROCK FANS. So the doc and I finish up our mst3ks and head off to the liquor store to spend my last $20 dolla bill. On the way there I see some of the neighborhood kids chillin out at the park and it reminds me of finer times when I had no worries and was ignorant as fuck. TV was so cool and books were gay. Video games were the shit and girls were a mystery, not a pain in the ass. So fuck it, a fifth of admiral nelson, an 18 pack of tecate, and a 10 pack of frozen burritos. Between the Doc and I that will hold us over till tomorrow. Well now that a few of my friends found out we headed off the liquor store its only a matter of time before my broke ass will be able to do my part as a good friend. Share. As it should be.

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